:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
one two three fourrrrnication!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
