Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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