Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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