4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
