So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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