ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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