If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
