this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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