Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
