How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Randomize
