His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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