so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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