Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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