i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Randomize
