i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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