I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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