Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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