I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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