Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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