he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Randomize
