So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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