im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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