would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Acid is not a monday night drug
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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