weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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