I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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