awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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