i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This house was built for laser tag.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Randomize