tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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