I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
