we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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