Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
How external is "for external use only"?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
