My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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