The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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