Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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