Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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