you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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