Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think people are normalizing furries
My life is pants optional.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
