Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize