That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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