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(609): View more from New Jersey

so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?

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(915): View more from Texas

I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

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(305): View more from Florida

I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental

(501): View more from Arkansas

You gave him a bj, not a kidney

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(520): View more from Arizona

drunkkkkk be here I heart you

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