What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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