he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
