We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
