She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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