on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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