i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She made me pour olive oil on her.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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