We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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