doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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