My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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