belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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