Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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