yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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