I just made out with a guy for $7.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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