Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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