i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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